Orgy Or Not?
compiled by Mike Nouveau
The last few times that I've gone into the Don Hill’s men’s room, I’ve noticed something interesting pinned to the walls around the urinals. Small, water-stained flyers (flyers is a generous term, these are basically receipts with colored ink on them) advertising not a dance party fueled by DFA and Sparks, but rather an orgy somewhere in the depths of Alphabet City. I might expect seeing something like this at the Stonewall circa 1969, but at Misshapes in 2006? I don’t know if 17 year old Misshapes kids are exactly an orgy-planner’s target demographic.
I mean honestly, the only “orgies” I ever hear about are the ones that end up on this very site (and subsequently, on the pages of Gawker), but those staged photo-editorials are hardly actual orgies. So what is a guy to do to satisfy his curiosity? Why, show up to the address listed of course! Too bad I'm too lazy. So I did the next best thing; I consulted with Bronques. We wagered that it was either A) fake, B) a bunch of horny old guys in a room waiting for nubile young hipster girls to show up, or C) some kind of viral marketing campaign. A and B are much more likely, but let’s look at C for a second. C, the choice that in my head is so brilliant, that some marketing company should hire me just for thinking of the idea. Imagine showing up to what you thought was some kind of gangbang at 5am, only to find a bunch of suits asking if you prefer the taste of Diet Dr.Pepper to the regular kind. “We need to find out the preferred soft drink of sexual deviants. Which tastes better, Cup #1 or Cup #2?” Genius! I’m gonna call McCann Erickson now!
Comments
Yeah, it was me. After hours upon hours of boning old cougars, I thought it would be nice for a change to bone some fresh 17teeners and 18teeners, for old times sake of course. Crazy shit.
Posted by: Christoph von Bach Schmach
Is anybody reading? King Kong went, it's a crazy freak show orgy. VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN! Yeah, it's the gov't out to get you yet again! AH hahahahahahha (insert sarcasm here)
Posted by: Duh
i always thought it could be some dude trying to get back at an ex-girlfriend. maybe she cheated on him with his best friend or something, who knows. so he made flyers about an orgy and gave her address away... "you wanna be a slut? let me help you."
Posted by: tko
Viral Marketing Campaign?
Are you kidding? Who would they be marketing and to what?
Posted by: narnia
how can I participate in that "party"?
Posted by: Oleg
how can you write this article and not even go check it out?...thats what i call yellow journalism...dork
Posted by: sickboy
or it could be a "viral" marketing campaign.
Posted by: King Kong
oh it's real.... real scary.
we went , and it was a weird combo of leather boys, exhibitionist young couples walking around naked {and not having sex}, and dirty old men { and a few old women!} fun people watching but so not sexy!
Posted by: pree north
pfff .. bugchasers !
Posted by: mad'r
It also could have been a trap set for people who like 17 year old girls, or you like in Vulgar.
Posted by: Buffalo Nick
I hope it wasn't B, like ass to ass in Requiem for a Dream.
Posted by: Buffalo Nick
" I have a bunch of those flyers all over my apartment and I have no idea why.
I always wanted to go and see if they had some free food. Lets go and get some tacos at the sex party next weekend. "
BECAUSE MERLIN SAID SO.
But really this needs to be investigated.
Posted by: Sinead
Uh, I would of went...
Posted by: Whoa