Book Tour: Chicago
Remember Lauren, my Chicago Mile High pinup from last spring? She came over to the Hilton for apple crisp. When the room service arrived, the server freaked out like we were characters from a David Lynch movie or something and ran out. Sarah, my book cover model has beautiful friends. There are Purple Crush pictures you will never see, but here are her shoes... Pinky Swear, Claudia? Hollywood had teeth removed so he had to leave after his show. "What do you want man? What do you want..." Then he started pouring beer all over his face and body. 'Dousing yourself with alcohol' is the new 'nudity'. Sophia Lamar sang 'Happy Birthday' to Scott then invited girls onstage to show their boobs... Uh, Jillian, did you put candy and condoms in the pinata? "Where are these pictures going? Her husband might get mad..." Caroline never lets her hair down, but she did tonight.

