BRONQUES: Uh oh... Talia don’t move. (walking towards cops) What’s the problem officer?

SHORT COP: You’re not supposed to be here, the park is closed. What are you guys doing?

BRONQUES:I’m just taking pictures of my girl.

TALL COP: Can I see some ID m’am’?

TALIA: Yes. Of course.

(Talia puts on her coat and gets her ID)

SHORT COP: Because this isn’t criminal, we’re only going to give you both a summons.

TALIA: What’s a summons?

SHORT COP: It’s basically a ticket. You can pay it or you can appear in court.

TALL COP: (to other cop) Can you call this in?

BRONQUES: Well since we’re all here waiting, can I finish taking pictures?

SHORT COP: No. No you can’t, sorry.

TALL COP: What’s up with the cheesburger though?

BRONQUES: It’s just for fun. The colors look nice together... with the grass.

SHORT COP: Sorry to ruin your fun…

BRONQUES: Out of curiosity... If she had been naked would that have been a problem?

SHORT COP: No. Not at all. Women can go topless. We encourage it actually, haha… As long as there’s no fondling or any physical contact, nudity is allowed.

TALIA: That’s good to know.

TALL COP: No, but really man, what’s up with the cheeseburger?