"It's so funny how people on the scene will go through their little transformations to gain acceptance. It's like ugly ducking to a swan. But some are not so lucky like {popular scenester}, he was more like ugly duckling to a pigeon. Everytime he speaks I can hear the droppings..." (Michael T talking about a rival)

"Schwayze is the only black kid in Malibu. He grew up in a trailer park. People call his stuff surfer rap, but it's just good pop music. He's the only rap group on Geffen, but Cisco brings that blue-eyed soul element to it. People don't even know that Cisco produced the Micky Avalon stuff and all the Whitestar stuff. People just write him off as Mischa Barton's boyfriend but he's a great musician and he can sing his ass off. Schwayze was living on Cisco's couch for a year and they started doing music together until it got to the point where labels started recognizing their potential. It's so crazy right now. It's just madness. The song 'Buzzin' was originally gonna be a Whitestar song but Schwayze dropped a verse on it and now the album is coming out in March. Jimmy Iovine is excited about it. It's definitely a pop record for teenage girls." (DJ Skeet Skeet raving about Schwayze just before we board the plane to Los Angeles)

'Buzzin', Shwayze

"You can't wear leopard print because it clashes with your freckles".

Bronques: How many shows did you do today?
Brazilian Model: 3 Shows. I did Tracy Reese with Tyra Banks and I did...
Bronques: You got to see Tyra Banks naked?
Brazilian Model: Not naked. No... She was doing the presentation. It was nice. She's sweet...
Bronques: Is she?
Brazilian Model: Very Much. The second show was Angie Sasha. It was great. Beautiful collection. And now, Aurelio Costarella. Beautiful too!
Bronques: Are you just saying that or would you say that it was ugly if it was ugly?
Brazilian Model: Yes, I'd say it!
Bronques: Have you ever done a show where the clothes were ugly?
Brazilian Model: Yes, very ugly! Even the make-up was ugly. Please don't make me say who...
Bronques: So, was Tyra Banks chunky?
Brazilian Model: Uh...
Bronques: In person, you know...
Brazilian Model: I thought she looked good today...
Bronques: She looked good for a fatty?
Brazilian Model: She was wearing a cute dress and heels. Her hair looked beautiful. I didn't think she looked fat...

"Job Well Done." (Fortune Cookie)

"Los Angeles {FN #20} weather is clear skies, good visibility and the temperature is holding steady at 70 degrees. Light winds from the North West at 10 miles per hour. Our time of arrival is 6:40 Pacific time..."

20. "I hate LA. I was walking with an umbrella blocking the sun and people were pointing and laughing. I went to {LA hotspot} and it was horrendous. It was like: 'Douchebags Of The World Unite'! There were Chinese douchbags and Indian doucehbags and they were playing Snoop-Dog and I saw every douchebag in the club singing along and I was like... NOOOO! After going to LA it made me appreciate what we have here. We always complain in New York, but everywhere else it's douchebags, douchebags, douchebags... I left my dog in my hotel room in LA and when I came back they kicked me out! Can you believe it? Me and my little Pomeranian. She's so cute, but I guess she can be a brat... There we were in the middle of the night with nowhere to go. We ended up at the Sofitel. It's a hotel chain that originated in Spain, but they have them everywhere now. Thank God! I also went to Austin, Texas. Austin was great! It was so much fun. I ended up in someone's huge pool at 4 o'clock in the morning. {Popular hipster} looks so good wet. Not many people look good wet, but she looks beautiful..." (Drag Queen expressing her opinion over Ben and Jerry's New York Chocolate Super Chunk ice-cream)

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