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My favorite t-shirt right now, by Cassette

Everybody loves really long lashes, right?

Jamie was in my bathroom putting make-up on. She doesn't usually use mascara because her lashes are straight and they tend to clump. They didn't clump tonight. She looked like the Siouxie Sioux print on my favorite t-shirt. The one that everyone that has come through these doors this week has tried on and been photographed in. I was pouring Evian in the kitchen.

Jamie: (yelling from the bathroom) I love your medicine cabinet!

Bronques: Uh... haha. Weird. Thanks.

She came out and told me to smell her hands.

Jamie: What do they smell like?

Bronques: Uh... Bark-like. But... Clean... What is that?

Jamie: Heroin.

Then she laughed. Then she started posing. I didn't even have a camera in my hand. She stood on the little cream Yone rug that I got from Urban Outfitters and took off her bra and stood there topless laughing.

Jamie: (emulating a Girls Gone Wild pose) Isn't this your wet dream?

Bronques: (laughing) No.

Normally, if a girl is naked in front of you and she says something like that, you better say "yes", but this was not that type of girl. She would have been disappointed with any other answer. She moved here from Miami to see if she could make it as a film star, but everyone here is looking for asymmetrical haircuts and "odd-looking" beauties. She's just a classic beauty with a Cuban ass. She almost got cast for the new Tarantino movie. Oh well. She's going back to Miami in two weeks.

Jamie: I know I said I wouldn't pose topless... Just don't put it up on your website. I don't care what we do, just as long as it doesn't ruin my career.

Bronques: Put that t-shirt on. It's a Freegums t-shirt. The guy who makes them is from Miami too. Have you heard of them?

Jamie: Uh... No... I like it though. (puts on the Dracula with a red bowtie print t-shirt)

Bronques: Do you still want some water?