Chicklettes / I Had To Go
Urban Pinup (LA): Jen Baby
Jen and I agreed on 5 rules before we started taking pictures.
1. Erase all traces of her tomboy qualities.
2. Wear her 'Where The Wild Things Are' t-shirt.
3. Use milk.
4. Get drenched even though she "looks weird" with her hair wet.
5. Drink three "cowboys" each (shot of tequila, can of beer).
6. (A midway rule) Play Christina Aguilera's 'Dirty' on repeat for an hour (she thought My Bloody Valentine was too emo).
These are the sharable photos I found on my camera the next morning after nearly puking tzatziki and alcohol.
Diamond Dogs
Left Behind
B-Good
Faster Pussycats
"Jack The Ripper", Horrors
Tommie talks like a talk show host broadcasting to millions.
People get excited about... anything, he says. The bar is so fucking low that if somebody does something remotely interesting everyone gets... I mean, how is Lady GaGa a fucking sensation, you know what I'm saying? The only reason why her and MGMT and people like that can have a blip on the radar is because there's no fucking competition, and there's nobody doing it better...
Listening to conversation unfold in a car full of hot girls is like listening to a Girltalk record. It's a cacophony of random sugary thoughts pretending to relate, and everyone is trying to get their soundbite heard.
I wanna be a billionaire in training, she says.
One's vanity is the only thing that gets in the way of one's thoughts.
Look at me.
Box 8
Zen
Lianna
Something For Everyone
The Reformation
55DSL Los Angeles
Urban Pinup LA: Ellorin Joy
Lay Lady LA
Star Maps
(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)
Click on the LA Times to see a girl eating macaroni and cheese while she's smoking, my favorite models in NYC, Helen from 55dsl styling my hoodie, a play on words, an upcoming pop star from Australia, why sometimes I prefer not to use Google Maps, the film I sometimes use, porn ranch, the Natacha polaroids, a night with Gia, Eon's home office and a pedicure in progress.
Urban Pinup LA: Pricila
Friends of BPM
Post Coach
Coachella
(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)
Click the mangina to see smoking Plasticines, Aphex Twin's sandals, the desert, playmate of the year, burnt out kids, nudity in Denny's kitchen, ping pong girls, a bloody nose, girl from a car screaming "I love life!", famous cheescake, Chromeo, Greek salmon dinner, and a toilet paper mummy.
Anthemic
California Sun & Florida Fun
"Good Vibrations", Beach Boys
"VuVuVu", MSTRKRFT
Jane Rhonda
Orange Tree
62. Samantha & Autumn HERE
California Sun
(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)
1st Anniversary of 35mm Edition!
Click on that amazing Beverly Hills sun to see guys playing rap tunes on their acoustic guitars outside of Les Deux, a camera tattoo, Robin's White Stripes idea, Greek grilled salmon, nauseated Lacey, Joyrich cuteness Chris, Carey from Montreal, the 55DSL sign getting painted outside Barraccuda, BJ's underwear, Molly in the Jet Blue lavatory, 122 Glendale, Lola emulating greatness, hot Alexis outtakes, Texas ribs in Cali with Autumn, a bong, Mexican mother and her two daughters, Dupar's grilled cheese, The Fashion, the girl that wanted to talk about art within the bathroom shutters, Bloody Beetroots and a 2 dollar bill.
Wedding Bells (Edit)
32F LA BFF
George Gina & Lucy
I love these bags. Campaign in full effect HERE
Food Fetish
54. See The 55DSL Teaser HERE
Farmer's Daughters
(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)
Click Heather to see the meal full of antioxidants that kept me from catching the California cold, Avital the next day, naked Kris, vegetables, Kelly and Donna Summer, proof that I eat, my favorite LA record store, Dora on her birthday, girls on the edge of the world, superstar Thailand Fonzarelli, the best Hollywood sign tourguide, three dudes that never usually wear suits, my farewell dinner, Nicole before she becomes a superstar, pink garters and the Garden of Oz.
I Live In LA
MSTRKRFT AM
Hollywood Squares
(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)
Click Avital being turned upside down to get rid of her hiccups at Pash to see one of the founders of Vice on a plane, my son, Dora pumping gas, the splits, ice in the hallways at The Standard, a cute girl with a Dr. Dre t-shirt, BJ and my Christmas gift, Canadian horse, Michelle injesting natural flower vitamin liquid herb, girls I walked in on handcuffed, doublejointedness, a lot of vynil and my LA family.
The Hills (Redux)
Los Moscow
LAX Cruise
Joe Torre
55 LA
